Democrat

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Democrats are stupid.

They are also a major political party that exists within the American political structure. As with all politicians, they all suffer from some form of mental retardation. Unlike their Republican counterparts, Democratic retardation stems mostly from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or other abnormalities that result from alcohol/drug abuse by their unwed mothers. They also claim to be a party of minority rights, though they have had a sordid history of starting the KKK, defending slavery, then fought for slavery via civil war, and was against civil rights until 1975.

Democrats are also well known for supporting stupid Ideas like global warming and selling it to other stupid people.

Taxes

Democrats are stupid enough to love taxes. Did you manage to scrape together a few bucks? They will gladly take 98% of that from you and give it to somebody else. Usually this money goes directly to illegal immigrants or fat ass trailer trash that is too busy watching Oprah to get a job.

Socialism in Disguise

The Democrats wacky taxation ideas are actually nothing new. Honestly, why should they be expected to do their own think'n? This craptacular idea also goes by name "redistribution of wealth" and has been getting shit out by socialists for eons. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, all big in socialism. Yesseri Bob, a vote for a Democrat is a vote for Hitler.