Democracy
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Democracy is stupid.
Democracy takes place when a western superpower decides to change a corrupt system in a third world country by sending highly expensive military troops to get killed overseas, kill millions of innocent civilians, mostly children, then track down and execute the former president. This will result in full democracy taking place. Peace will immediately prevail, since no people will be left to make any trouble.
Background
Statistically speaking, only 0.02% of the human population have an IQ over 100. This simply means we are stupid creatures. If you let the stupid majority decide what happens to the not-so-stupid rest of us, your nation will end up being ruled by a monkey.
History
Democracy and stupidity have a long history together. There is no historical evidence that humans were always democrats since the dawn of history. Ancient sovereign systems were mainly monarchies (those were the good days, where man lived peacefully). However, it seems that sometime before 1975, some stupid greek dudes were sitting together, and decided to devise democracy. The assholes thought they were doing something cool! They didn't realize that they were actually cooking the very poison which will result in the extermination of the entire human race.
Non-encyclopedic Note: Doh! I think I got carried away!
Other Faces of Democracy
In some third world countries, democracy can have slightly different meanings. Here are a few examples:
- Granting the people the right to say whatever they want, then eventually doing whatever the government wants.
- Granting the people the right to elect any position in the government, except the president.
- Granting the people the right to elect the current president.
