Death

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Death is stupid.

Death is what happens to living things after a certain period of time, once their telomeres have shortened sufficiently such that their bodies can no longer function (or they get murdered). It is considered very goth. Much fiction has been written about what happens to a particular breed of monkeys after they die, being, as they are, predisposed to not be able to comprehend that death may well simply be nonexistence. Science, like most religions, spends much of its time attempting to understand and explain death, with limited results.

Death will finally be defeated once Stephen Hawking and Ray Kurzweil figure out how to download the contents of the monkey brain to a carbon nanotube computer, which will be placed inside an indestructible and terrible exoskeleton.

When science eventually achieves what religion always promised but never delivered, the Pope's head will spontaneously explode.

Or maybe God will just take credit for science's good work ("I, like, subtly guided science to this miracle"). He's upper management, after all.