Dead Nigger Storage

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

When approaching a garage with a dead nigger in your car, it is important to observe whether or not there is a sign designating the establishment as storage for dead niggers.

Dead Nigger Storage is stupid.

When one finds oneself in need of a storage facility for a dead nigger, there are a number of things that are important to keep in mind.

A Case Study

Jimmie's Garage

As an example, you might be thinking that Jimmie's garage would be a good place to store your dead nigger. Once you are inside however, Jimmie's demeanor may suggest that he is upset you chose his garage for this particular task. It is at this point in the conversation that you might be inclined to divert Jimmie's attention by changing the subject. The coffee he has served you is clearly of a superior grade. Perhaps you could mention it. Jimmie, however, will not be swayed. The coffee is good because he buys it himself. When Bonnie buys the coffee, she buys shit. But what Jimmie will want to talk to you about isn't the coffee in his kitchen. No, Jimmie will want to talk about the dead nigger in his garage.

Finally, because of your indiscretion, Jimmie will dutifully point out to you that he does not, in fact, have a sign on the outside of his garage saying "dead nigger storage." Why is it that Jimmie does not have such a sign on the outside of his garage? Because storing dead niggers ain't his fucking business, that's why.

Is There Anything You Can Do That Will Make Jimmie Forget That He Loves His Wife?

There probably is not.

What Can You Do?

Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly

Pretty Please, With Sugar On Top

Clean the fucking car.

Your Uncle Marcellus

Is a very wealthy man. Paying off Jimmie to maintain his silence while getting out of Jimmie's house before Bonnie returns is really your only option.

We hope you find this case study helpful the next time you are looking for dead nigger storage!