Cut Above

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Cut Above is stupid

Cut Above is a practice most commonly practiced by [[Emo|emos] and this practice involves cutting "above" the veins in ones wrist. As in self-mutilation without any frilly long-term side effects such as death. The particular followers of this asinine trend often find themselves "hip" or as they (wittily in their minds) say "cutting-edge", and there are many ways to find someone who believes in this false ideology, however, there are also many different forms of followers. Here is a break down on what signs to look for to decipher what type of person you are dealing with and also what precautions one should take when confronted by said person.

Run-of-the-mill Faggoty Emofags

These are your typical whiny faggots that you'll find on your typical whiny run-of-the-mill faggoty blog sites such as MySpace. They are too pussy to just off themselves like a real man so they "cut above" too prove how fucking awesome and hardcore they are. They are very defensive and whiny, any attempt to mock them will result in one of three scenarios.

1.) They will cry and run away.
2.) They will try to fight you which will lead to them crying and hitting your feet, probably with their faggoty emo purse.
3.) They will suck your dick in a feeble emo attempt to appease you, however, they give terrible blowjobs and this will only lead to them crying some more.

The Surgeon General has advised people to stay as far away from these people as possible, because you will either be assimilated and become one of these hopeless statistics, or your skull will implode from the utterly retarded mass of shit that endlessly spews out of their faggoty pussy-lipped mouths, your brain will then explode causing your skull to violently burst out in tiny sharp fragments not unlike a Claymore Mine.

Closet-Cut-Above-Cutters

This is a classic archetype of the Cut Above social circle, they are the most likely to end up actually killing themselves as they tend to cut a little deeper, with a blade thats a little sharper, and for a little longer, and hopefully they will start to cut just a little bit lower. These beings are most commonly found outside of the immediate trendy scene but somehow involved and trapped in its endless web. They are most commonly sighted at Mall Food Courts, Mall Clothing Stores, Mall Parking Lots, and any other combination of "Mall + Noun". One of either two scenarios will unfold before the end of their pathetic teenage life. They will either grow up to work at the Mall, and maybe even lead a somewhat meaningful existence before dying alone with scars up and down their arms. Or they will get too high off of stupid non-trendy drugs such as such as NyQuil and Ibuprofen (NyQuil and Ibuprofen being stupid non-trendy drugs, only cool scenesters do hardcore drugs like Marijuana) and cut a main artery resulting in an untimely (or timely depending on your perspective) death. Preferably the latter will take its course before they reach the age of consent in their local town and or province.