Cowboy

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Cowboys are stupid.

Cowboys are pathologically homosexual. It's like in their genes and shit. So when one cowboys sees another cowboy, their immediate urge is to grab some dick (and generally it isn't their own).

This hiliarious genetic disorder is currently a HOT TOPIC and has been highlighted in movies such as 'Brokeback Mountain'. Personally I haven't seen it 'cos I might catch gay, however I have been assured it is very homoerotic. Just like Cowboys in general. Ahem.

Cowboys are now extinct, mainly due to homosexuals moving to coastal towns, because, as we all know, salt water tastes like semen.