Conspiracy Theory

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Conspiracy Theories are stupid.

Conspiracy theories were originally created by Adolf Hitler who secret sold them to his one time enemy, long-time lover Josef Stalin. The US government got wind of this and trained towlies to fly planes into the World Trade Center so they could finally put satellites in space to monitor how arosed we are by farm animals. Then the Jews came along and shot JFK and we all know what happened after that...

Needless to say, life as we know it was rendered utterly stupid.