Communism
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Communism is stupid.
Communism is a political ideology that posits that if we all work together and pool our resources, we can then all share equally in the profits, for the betterment of all humanity. Communism is a great idea, but it has only one minor flaw. The flaw is that Communism doesn't recognize that monkeys are, by nature, a thieving bunch of backstabbing asshats who will do whatever it takes to separate you from what is rightfully yours in order to make their own situation more comfortable. This is especially true of those monkeys who reside outside our immediate monkeysphere, which means that the average monkey doesn't give two fucks about roughly 6,999,999,950 of the 7,000,000,000 other monkeys who reside on this planet.
As a small scale example, consider 1,000 people who have never met joining together to win a lottery prize of $1,000,000. If you were one of them, your share of that $1,000,000 would be $1,000. However, if the other 999 participants could be made to go away, the entire $1,000,000 would be yours and yours alone! Since you'd never met the 999 other people, they were outside your monkeysphere and you aren't really concerned that they're gone. Communism, therefore, inadvertently gave rise to genocide, in which large masses of formerly wealthy populations are disposed of, to ensure that those in power are able to reap the lion's share of the benefit from their hard work. So become a commie...if you want to not be equal, betrayed by your own leader, and starve to death in Siberia.
Capitalism is the opposite of Communism.
