College

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

College is stupid.

College is a place created so that young people could have their parents pay lots of money for them to get laid. It is also a place where nerdy boys and girls can socialize and show up to class with others of their kind, without fears of getting the wedgies they did in high school. College is not an actual institute for learning, but instead a place for young men and women to drink heavily, and make bad choices while intoxicated. This is especially true when it comes to their sexual partners. Frat boys are notorious of these bad choices. They have been known to pick up drag queens, obese women, the cleaning lady, the cafeteria lady with the hairnet, and their neighbor's dog. College is also a good excuse for kids just barely over the age of 18 to not enter the real world, and still rely heavily on their parents. College is the McDonalds Playplace of the late teenage years and early 20's, with much more alcohol and nudity. College will continue to exist for this function only, and old adults will always insist it was meant as a place for learning. But old people are stupid.