Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is stupid.

Somewhere, for some reason, somebody decided that Chuck Norris was more than simply a has-been whiteboy Karate guy who starred in shitty movies and lame middle American television shows that appeal to the lowest common denominator. They decided that Chuck Norris was God. Out of deference to this decision, a number of "facts" about Chuck Norris surfaced on the Internet which purported to explain the godlike characteristics that Chuck ostensibly possessed. The "facts" read something like this:

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

Just so everyone is clear: this shit is really retarded and whoever came up with it should kill themselves, which is why we are only citing one example, so as not to fag up this wiki. Chuck Norris was NEVER cool, and the fact that he is apparently amused by all of this ridiculous Internet celebrity he is currently enjoying is proof positive that he still isn't. If he had an ounce of coolness in him, he would tell the people who started and who perpetuate this fad that they are all cockchoking fucknuts.

Chuck Norris is not without his merits, within the internet sub cultures Chuck presently serves as the laugh track, when he is mentioned one is suppose to laugh. This makes everything much easier for the frat boys to know when to laugh, rather than to actually wonder why I am suppose to be laughing at something. Similarly Baywatch's David Hasselhoff also serves this same purpose.