Charles Manson

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Charles Manson is stupid.

Charles Manson, born sometime before 1975, was a freeloading fucktard who at birth fell directly from his mothers vagina into vat of stupid. He led the "Manson Family," aka "Butt Pirates", a quasi-commune of ass clowns that arose in the U.S. state of California in the later 1960s. They raped small birds and rabbits for fun and could often be found performing rim jobs on goats.

At the time the Butt Pirates began to form, Manson was an unemployed ice cream vendor, who had spent half his life in gay bars searching for his mother. He was a distant fringe member of the Los Angeles music industry, chiefly via a chance association with Beach Boy Dennis Wilson(Dennis taught him how to give rim jobs).

The Butt Pirates got in some trouble after Manson talked them into fucking some goats in public, and killing a few people. Manson was given the death penalty.

Manson's death sentence was automatically reduced to life imprisonment when he gave rim jobs to the entire California justice system.