Cam Whore

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

A prime example of a Cam Whore. Seen here trying to seduce a nerd into buying things off her wishlist by playing with a toothbrush.

Cam Whores are stupid.

Nerds who have no chance of ever seeing a naked person of the opposite sex in real life use the Internet to view Cam Whores, people who strip in front of their computer for money. The same amount of money would buy you a prostitute, but sadly nerds have small penises and so they can only watch Cam Whores.

Cam Whores are never hot. They're all fat, greasy, ugly and wear glasses. You'll find them on Yahoo chat rooms begging you to buy them stuff off their wish list.

To determine if someone you know is a cam whore hold up a video camera in front of them. If they take off their clothes then they are a Cam Whore. If not then they may still be a Cam Whore, but a very crafty Cam Whore. Really the best way in this situation to determine if they are a cam whore, is if this person first gives you a list of their "Amazon Wish List" before any articles of clothing are removed. The most important feature a person can use to tell if another is a cam whore is if the tell all phrase: "Buy me something from my Amazon Wish List is uttered. This phrase serves to be the mantra of this species.

They are also more often than not, stored into a gallery referred to as the internet camwhore database, or icwdb.com