Bulimia

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Bulimia is stupid.

Bulimia is a socially constructed past time pursued by white, rich, vapid North American teenagers, who have less humanity than Lindsay Lohan's pinky fingernail. They really really want people to like them (they are SO unique in their sufferings) and they're so boring that they think they have to be thin. But they're also really stupid and lack the willpower to stop eating and are too lazy to just eat healthy and work out so they eat a lot and then throw it up. The reason westerners, as opposed to, oh I don't know, starving orphaned Africans, tend towards bulimia is because they are so opressed by the patriarchal pressures of society and they have rich hardworking parents to pay for all their food.