Bowler Hat

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Bowler Hats are stupid.

People that wear bowler hats after the turn of the 20th century are either confused, stupid, mentally handicapped or an irritating combination of all the foregoing.

Bowler hats were an awesome fad in the 19th century. They are more recently popular with pimps and rappers that pose as pimps. Bowler hats are frequently accompanied by other stupid clothing choices, such as leather trenchcoats and utilikilts.

In the future, bowler hats will be worn by juvenile delinquents who relish beating the crap out of bums and prance about like fairies on mescaline. You can laugh at them if you like, but you may get your ass handed to you.