Blog
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Blogs are stupid.
There comes a time in one's life that he/she feels the need to share his/her feelings on the internet. This may take the form of posting on a message board, setting up a Geocities website with pictures of kittens, or writing a blog. Dictionary.com defines 'blog' as "an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; ".
Blogs are mostly popular with teenagers, who use them to share photos of their ugly-assed friends getting shitfaced on a Saturday night, share awful poetry, post about the events of the day that nobody really cares about, complain, or ramble on about a chosen subject - usually religion or politics, in the hope that somebody is actually reading it.
Your First Blog
So you've decided to share your feelings, darkest secrets, and that poet within you with the world. Firstly, you have to decide upon a name for your masterpiece of a blog. You might choose something simple, such as "[insert name here]'s blog", something completely irrelevent like "UseYourErection1&2", or something using a shitload of squiggly symbols, such as ",.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-(_Þãþï£øñ_)-,.-~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸", or "εїз «◊●∙..∙▫∙..∙▫◊★∙..∙▫♡[L][I][S][H]♡▫∙..∙★◊▫∙..∙▫∙..∙●◊» εїз" - enough to make your title stand out and be unique. In other words, the same as everyone elses.
Now that the name is sorted out, it is time to fill the blog! You may want to upload photos, write about your day, complain about something, ramble on, or upload that god-awful poetry that you have written and saved on your hard-drive. In writing blog entries, it is wise to make things as mundane and boring as possible. Talk about what you had for lunch, mention something mildly amusing that your friend said that won't be funny to anyone but yourself, or talk about the event that was the defining moment of your day, the more boring the better. Remember, if you have nothing to write about, it is perfectly acceptable to state that fact!
People reading your blog might just care enough to leave a comment or two.
