Bill Gates
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Bill Gates is stupid.
Bill Gates is a college dropout nerd who happened to be in the right place at the right time. Someone was going to cash in on micro computing in 1984; it just so happened that that someone was Bill Gates. He founded Microsoft, a company so singularly evil in its ruthlessness it could only have been founded by someone who took a more than his fair share of physical beatings in high school. Together with fellow miscreant Steve Ballmer, a noisy beer-swilling fratboy of indeterminate intelligence, they set out to conquer the world of personal computing in 1984 and never looked back.
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE
Use a saw to cut off the head of Bill Gates.
