Beer
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Beer is stupid.
The first two sections are likely to have come from someone who had one too many Beers.
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Introduction
It makes no sense at all and has never been to a proper school. That is, it has been to a school, but that was a school for retards, morons, drunks, kitten lovers and self masturbaters. The school is down a back alley and nobody knows it is there, except for retards, morons, drunks, kitten lovers, self masturbaters, beer, and - of course - back alley stalkers.
History
Beer was discovered sometime before 1975 by a teenage girl who then gave it to a teenage boy because some low down snake told her to.
The girl denied it.
But her dad told her off anyway, then drank all the beer himself, got himself drunk and took pictures of his daughter which he sold to a porn site on the internet. He licked his fingers afterwards.
Appearance
The appearance of beer is not the problem. Its consumption is what inevitably makes one appear very stupid indeed.
This is heightened by the fact that said intoxicated person thinks s/he is Plato, while you are the one that's, stupid.
Ingredients
Beer is nothing more than a fermented, hop flavored, malt sugared, liquid. The basic ingredients of beer are water, malt, hops (a flowering vine), and yeast.
In crossover stupidity, there is something called a beer flavored pizza.
Effects
Refer to pictorial evidence on this page.
Effects also include, in no specific order - drunk driving accidents (resulting in the deaths or injuries of actual non-stupid law-abiding citizens instead), crushing cans on foreheads, passing out, removal of items of clothing, fornication (with trees and other strange, inanimate objects as subjects), and whatever happens at a teenage party.
