Baby

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Babies are stupid.

Babies, invented sometime before 1975, are hairless ape-chimp hybrids that can be implanted into a human through a simple medical procedure. These hairless hybrids were invented in response to a world wide pandemic of Chlamydia. The rampant spread of the disease and the intial low supply of antibiotics left 95% of the world's adult population unable to conceive. Only those who were wealthy were able to afford the operation. This was due to the to demand for the "babies" by the whores of the world who wanted to hide the fact that they were STD-ridden sluts. At first the differnce between the "babies" and humans were very visable. As the years went on and the mixing of the two breeds became more common, the visable differences disappeared. In fact, most humans now born have genetic links to the babies.

The Cover-up

In order to re-write history and hide the world's past a world wide effort by all the nations on the planet, began. It began by calling children, hybrid and human, babies. Then came evolution. Evolution was an attempt to explain genetic similarities between humans and their monkey counterparts, while hiding humanity's slutty past. This movement was started by Charles Darwin, whose great-grandfather pioneered ape-chimp medical technology.