Avril Lavigne
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Avril Lavigne is stupid.
WHERE do you begin with this attention whore, who says she "is who she is", without ever deciding WHAT it is she would like to be exactly?
In her own Words!
"She's like sooooooo whatever." Is an incoherent babbler for originally saying she is a "skater-punk" in early interviews, then later backtracking and saying in an MTV (or some shit) video with "I never *said* I was 'punk'".
Fan Base
Her fans equate "ska8r boi" to literary ingenuity. A pre-requisite to being one of this bunch of snotty princesses-in-training is to have no brains, and no ears. She exploits young fans to buy into shitty diva behavior that Mariah Carey is less guilty of.
Various "messages" she sends out to her fanbase of weetards.
a) Music's not about singing, it's about cheerleading!
b) I can steal ur song, becuz I'm Avril Lavigne and ur not (ref to the 1979 song "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend").
c) (the phone hack was in 2003) "I can diss Paris Hilton, cuz I'm Avril. I diss everyone. But yeah, I'm actually friends with her, cuz I'm Avril. (fastforward) OMFG, lyk, my phone numb3r leaked out?!! *throws fit* Oh I need the next 3 hours to fix my hair, Paris n I r gonna party, l8r..."
Real fan comment. 5 grammatical errors in one sentence, and that's being generous.
hi omg avril is my idle avril rockz more than ever yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... iam 14 and looking 4 a oputonity to become a famous singer like her so ya well buy then..:P
"Idle"? "Oputonity"? This makes Lindsay Lohan's spelling of "adequite" seem really adequate.
Does anything she wants because she's "Ahhhh-vril Lavigne"
In a 2002 Seventeen magazine interview: she said she was "like Sid Vicious for the new generation" - when she (supposedly) didn't even know at that time who Sid Vicious was. In a later interview, when she learnt who The Sex Pistols were, she went "Oh, that stuff's old, right?". Rest in peace, Sid. One strand of your hair has more PUNK than all four feet of Ahhhh-vril.
Ahhhh-vril Lavigne was supposedly "anti-Britney" at the start of her (prancing around, oops, "singing") career. What looks like a rhinoplasty, makeover from punk poseur to prepwhore, blonde hair extensions with a raggedy streak of pink which would look better on a rat's ass later, and hey! - she gets 43 million views on her Girlfriend video on YouTube where she indulges in being a bimbo.
See her do her best Britney+hiphop+God-knows-what imitation at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI. If you can't stomach the entire thing, the Britney part is at 2:35mins.
At least Britney Spears was an original pop princess. What can be said about Ahhhh-vril? That she is an original punk/pop/prepwhore poser? Isn't "original poser" an oxymoron?
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