Asshole
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
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Uses
Since early history, assholes have been used as a conduit for disposal of poop.
In faggot culture, the asshole is used as a sort of man-gina for buggery.
Your Mom chooses to share her asshole with everyone, because she is a whore.
There are those who have accused George W. Bush of being an asshole.
Assholes were also widely used in drug transportation, before the advent of cavity searching.
Faggotry
Assholes are the gods of those who choose the religion of Faggotry. Faggots worship asshole in much the same way as Jews worship money. The asshole is greatly revered by Faggots, although it is treated quite brutally on occasion. It is interesting to note that those who are sentenced to prison are soon converted to Faggotry by Bubba, the Faggot missionary, who makes a ceremonial sacrifice of the new convert's asshole.
Exports
The primary export of assholes is shit, although assholes also export quite a large volume of noxious gases, sometimes quite audibly. Old people make a larger number of exports from their assholes, shitting anywhere from two to seven times a day, and farting in excess of one hundred.
