Ass Wipe
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Ass Wipes are stupid.
Ass Wipe: (Noun, Adjective) 1) A cloth or tissue that is used to wipe dookie from the pooper. Since Beavis and Butt-head exist, it is also known as the T.P. (toilet paper). 2) A derisive term to describe a person who is a complete dick that nobody likes, not even a retard.
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Ass Wipe characteristics
- Soft to the touch. Usually comes in a roll.
- Self-centered, egotistical, nonsense-spewing, stupid person.
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Used in sentences
- "Mom! We're out of ass wipes, and I have explosive diarrhea!"
- "Hey, Timmy...me and the guys we talking...and we think you should be kicked out of the club because you're a total ass wipe."
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Ass Wipes throughout history
- That guy -------------------------------------------------------------------->
- Charmin
- Adolf Hitler
- Angel Soft
- Kid Rock
- Kick Butt (from Korea. We are not making this up)
- You
- Northern
- Republicans
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Things closely related to ass wipes
- Dingleberries
- Klingons (get it?)
- Skid marks
- Stink palms (see "Mallrats" by Kevin Smith)
