Asia

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Asia is stupid.

Asia is a really big continent on earth, where all the girls have really small tits and all the boys have really small dicks. People from Asia are called "Slopes", and subsist mainly on rice eaten with "chopsticks", which makes them "stupid" because, as Jerry Seinfeld has pointed out, you know they've seen "the fork". I mean, working in the field with a shovel...hello! They don't take a couple pool cues out to the rice paddy and get to farming, now do they? Despite this, Zips are renown for being highly intelligent, especially when it comes to electronics, designing really little automobiles, dry cleaning, and running tiny grocery stores in New York City. All Asian men are named "Charlie", and their women are called either "Tokyo Rose" or "Hanoi Hannah". In world geography (meaning US geography), Asia is kept in the East. Far East, actually, and the farther away the better, is our opinion. I mean, have you ever been to Korea? DAMN, it stinks there! This is because Asians raise dogs like we raise cattle, and you all know what dog shit smells like!

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A really shitty band from the 80s who recently have re-united to plague the world with more drivel set to music. The band was formed in the UK and included former members of the bands Yes (No.), Uriah Heep (your MOM'S a heep!), King Crimson (who the hell were THEY?), Emerson, Lake and Palmer, and the Buggles (Buggerers). Their music was characterized by weepy lyrics set to synthesizer-laden music. I was like, "Where's the guitar, man!". They had a couple hits, including "Only Time Will Tell" (how long it will take people to realize we suck), and "Heat of The Moment". Their reunion is part of a world-wide phenomenon of bands who sucked back then finding an audience in today's GenX, internet-induced brain damaged, Emo freak youngsters that now populate the planet. These people will listen to anything!

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