Arizona

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Arizona Is Stupid.

Arizona entered into the United States on Valentine's Day sometime before 1975, being one of the last states to enter into the Union the last Territorial Congress was forced to do twice the paperwork as the twenty-fifth state and drink twice the amount of moonshine after the State Constitution was latter ratified. Presently Arizona is best known for being California's bitch when it comes to water and as a slum of that larger state due to a huge influx of refugees from the rule of Gray Davis and most recently Governor Arnold. Not to be outdone when it comes to a exodus of people from the homeland Mexico has also annexed The Grand Canyon State.

Geograhpically the state is divided into the [onoran Desert, High Mountains and the High Desert.

What we see in the Sonoran Desert is a rich tapestry of trash along the Mexico-United States border, left by the State's newest residents, the Illegal Immigrants. While some say the trash is left senselessly, in reality they're are doing the best they can to assimilate into the culture of the state. After all the trash is needed to match the scenic radioactive wastelands that dot a better portion of the state's Northern Indian Reservations, which is where the United States Government spent a great deal of time and effort to extract Uranium.