Arab
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Arabs are stupid.
Arabs are a 'hardy' group of people who have chosen to live in the world's driest deserts, dress in their bedspreads, ride camels and shoot AK-47s. They've lived this way since sometime before 1975, and there's nothing to indicate that it will change in the near future.
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History
Arabs go way back.
Religious beliefs
Arabs worship Allah, whose press agent on Earth was Mohamed. Five ("Three, Sir!") times a day, Arabs get off their camels, take one of the many rugs off their body and put it on the ground, face Mecca, get on their knees, and pray to Allah that they can move somewhere that doesn't suck so much. "Perhaps Fiji.", they say. "Just somewhere there's trees, for God's sake!" These are some seriously disgruntled people! I mean, five times a day?!
Personal hygeine in the desert
Yeah, right!
Chief exports
Oil, violence and hookahs.
Customs
- There's no Charmin in the desert. They use their left hand.
- If you steal something, they'll cut your hand off.
- If you blaspheme, they'll cut your tongue out.
- If you're female and claim you are raped, but nobody witnesses it, you will be stoned to death for your accusation.
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Synonyms for Arab
Abba-Dabba, Abdul, Ahab, Ahmed, Aladdin, Ali-babba, Alphabet, Atta, Bee Keepers, Beurre, BMO, Bomb-Builder, Cabbie, Camel Cowboy, Camel Crunch, Camel Jockey, Camel Fucker, Camel Jacker, Carpet Pilot, Cave Nigger, Clit-Chopper, Clit-Swiper, Dees-Right, Demi-nigger, Diaper-Head, Dirty Knees, Dune Coon, Dune Nigger, Dusty Nuts, Ewok, Fadi, Fez, Fig Gobbler, Firecracker, Gimmie, Glass Nigger, Goat Roper, Grenade, Habibi, Hodge, Hucka-lucka, Hurammi, Iraqi Pete, Jacker, Jawa, Jig-Abdul, Jihad, Jihadi, Land Torpedo, Landya, Lefty, Moor, Muhammad, Muzzie, Ocnod, Oil Baron, OPEC, Osama, Pajama Mamma, Pube Face, Pull-Start, Q-Tip Head, Rab, Racoon, Rag-head, Roach-Rancher, Rock-Chucker, Roman Candle, Rug Merchant, Rug Pilot, Rug-Rider, Sand Flea, Sand Kisser, Sand Monkey, Sand Moolie, Sand Scratcher, Sandies, Sandy Crockett, Shit Hand, Slurpee, Slurpee Nigger, Snake Charmer, Snigger, Stan, Sun Goblin, Terrorist, Towel-head, Towlie, Urban Turban, and my personal favorite...Joe.
