Aqua Dots

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Aqua Dots

Aqua Dots are stupid.

Aqua Dots and alcohol together will lead to a higher success rate, whatever your endeavors may be.

"Aqua Dots" is the brand name for gamma-hydroxy butyrate, a euphoria-inducing and date-rape drug. Aqua Dots were previously sold to young children via television, using subliminal advertising to teach children to threaten their parents in order to purchase more China produced "toys". Children were reported as having threatened to "date, and then rape" any other child they came upon, using Aqua Dots and firearms, favorably shotguns. The government recalled Aqua Dots when they realized date rape was the next best choice to nuclear weapons for ending the war in the Middle East, and they wanted to make sure they had the entire supply.

Current Uses

Aqua Dots are currently used for the following:

• Date Rape
• Gettin' High
• Child Molestation
• Date Rape
• Information Retrieval at Guantanamo Bay
• Government Espionage
• Party Favors
• Date Rape
• Attempts to Poison Al Gore