Apple
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Apple is stupid.
Apple is the greatest, most visionary, most extraordinary, most wonderful software and hardware company ever conceived by the humble mind of man. It's glorious and valiant leader Steve Jobs saw the future for us all in 1984 when he first created the personal computer in his garage in the Golden State of California. It was called the Macintosh, and it would revolutionize the world, as all subsequent Apple products, without exception, have.
Apple is not just hardware and software. Apple is a way of life. Apple is a philosophy. Apple is not Microsoft. Apple's elegance and quality shines through in each and every one of its products, including the ever-popular iPod media player, the iMac line of affordable all-in-one computers, and of course, its flagship operating system, the Unix-based Mac OSX (pronounced oh-ess-ex).
The next time you are at the annual Apple Expo in San Francisco, make sure to stop by the blowjob booth to pay your respects to Mr. Jobs for all he has done to improve the quality of your life.
PLEASE SEND HELP!!!
The alien insect Steve Jobs inserted now lies dormant inside my head. It's only a matter of time before the eggs hatch and I lose control of my faculties once again. I'm trapped in an underground facility at 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino, CA 95014 Oh, and I think Phil Schiller might have fucked me in the ass whilst in slumber...
