American Revolutionary War

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

The American Revolutionary War was stupid.

The American Revolutionary War was a War between England and her American Colonies. A lot of people like think that the French helped in this war, but they are full of shit. The truth is that Jesus came down with an AK-47 and said "I'm Back, bitches" and started to blast those cocksuckers.

Of course, Jesus didn't finish it within 3 days. You see England sacrified to their God Fish n' Chips and soon they, too, had a Messiah (Buddha). Buddha and Jesus were equally matched in weapons, but Jesus had the advantage of the Crane Kick.

After much battling and more booze than an Irish Priest can drink, Jesus came out on top. Buddha was sent back to Asia to masturbate to Hentai and Jesus was promptly Crucified by the Deist President (George Taco or Something).

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