Alzheimer’s Disease
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Alzheimer's Disease is stupid.
Alzheimer's disease is a neurological impairment that causes the sufferer to undergo periods of being completely and utterly batshit insane, often rampaging around knocking furniture over and having absolutely no clue as to what is going on around them except that it's moving very fast and is completely baffling. Of course, it might just be because they're on drugs, probably given to them for this condition that they didn't previously have, but subsequently developed due to the drugs. Commonly they will have severe spasms and move like C-3PO, and may very well... You know, I had something really good there and now it's gone. Nope, can't think of it at all.
It reminds me of my youth, you know. Back then the old memory-bank was a lot more important. Of course, you kids have all the technology to do it for you. Yes, wasn't like that in my day.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Hmmm, now where were we? Oh yes, I remember...
Alzheimer's Disease is stupid.
Alzheimer's disease is a neurological impairment that causes the sufferer to undergo periods of being completely and utterly batshit insane, often rampaging around knocking furniture over and having absolutely no clue as to what is going on around them except that it's moving very fast and is completely baffling. Of course, it might just be because they're on drugs, probably given to them for this condition that they didn't previously have, but subsequently developed due to the drugs. Commonly they will have severe spasms and move like C-3PO, and may very well... You know, I had something really good there and now it's gone. Nope, can't think of it at all.
It reminds me of my youth, you know. Back then the old memory-bank was a lot more important. Of course, you kids have all the technology to do it for you. Yes, wasn't like that in my day.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Hmmm, now where were we? Oh yes, I remember...
Alzheimer's Disease is stupid.
Alzheimer's disease is a neurological impairment that causes the sufferer to undergo periods of being completely and utterly batshit insane, often rampaging around knocking furniture over and having absolutely no clue as to what is going on around them except that it's moving very fast and is completely baffling. Of course, it might just be because they're on drugs, probably given to them for this condition that they didn't previously have, but subsequently developed due to the drugs. Commonly they will have severe spasms and move like C-3PO, and may very well... You know, I had something really good there and now it's gone. Nope, can't think of it at all.
It reminds me of my youth, you know. Back then the old memory-bank was a lot more important. Of course, you kids have all the technology to do it for you. Yes, wasn't like that in my day.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Hmmm, now where were we? Oh yes, I remember...
Alzheimer's Disease is stupid.
Alzheimer's disease is a neurological impairment that causes the sufferer to undergo periods of being completely and utterly batshit insane, often rampaging around knocking furniture over and having absolutely no clue as to what is going on around them except that it's moving very fast and is completely baffling. Of course, it might just be because they're on drugs, probably given to them for this condition that they didn't previously have, but subsequently developed due to the drugs. Commonly they will have severe spasms and move like C-3PO, and may very well... You know, I had something really good there and now it's gone. Nope, can't think of it at all.
It reminds me of my youth, you know. Back then the old memory-bank was a lot more important. Of course, you kids have all the technology to do it for you. Yes, wasn't like that in my day.
Would you like a cup of tea?
Hmmm, now where were we? Oh yes, I remember...
