Al Gore

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Al Gore

Al Gore is stupid.

Despite this, Al invented the Internet.

Al Gore started out his career as an idiot, being second to Bill Clinton, then losing a presidential election to an asshat Texan, but quickly gained the public's confidence by growing a very sexy beard.

Al Gore also invented the popular name, "Al Gore," to ward off the pointless toast demons of doom while he sat on a couch. If you are ever attacked by pointless toast demons while sitting on a couch, please contact 911 and don't talk to your co-workers about it the next day. If you do talk to your co-workers about it the next day, they will think that you are a retard and will give you a free, snug fitting white jacket.

Al Gore also invented the carbon credit. He buys the pollution that enviromentalist do not produce. Then this negative pollution is applied to his personal carbon output. Thus making his personal fleet of suvs and private jets carbon neutral. Sadly the American public is so stupid that this ploy has worked. Snoop Dogg was inspired by this and invented the marijuana credit. This allows him to not be a drug addict by giving nerdy white kids money.

In the Future, Gore, with his army of Ewoks, will successfully conquer the Moon in a bloody battle with the Scientologists.

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