Adolf Hitler

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

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Adolf Hitler was stupid.

Born Charlie Chaplin in Soviet Russia, Hitler was best known for being a painter, creating the Volkswagen, and having a mustache. He was also widely regarded as being a sensitive man.

Sometime before 1975, he invaded France and invented the flying saucer. As a joke, he also created the "country" of Canada.

Hitler is probably best known for his contributions to Judiasm and playing the comic foil on Hogan's Heroes. He is credited as an author of the Torah and contributor to the many screenplays it has influenced.

Hitler was an admirer of L. Ron Hubbard, however he became disillusioned with the Church of Scientology after they began the mass genocide of the dutch in Germany. He would not be fond of the internet because of Godwin's Law, or what people on USENET think is Godwins Law. This is because he would have to reply to every long conversation, or that the second he chimed in, any conversation would be over.