Adolf Hitler
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Adolf Hitler was stupid.
Born Charlie Chaplin to a Humble goat farmer in Austria, Hitler was best known for being a painter, creating the Volkswagen, and having a peculiar mustache. Hitler was fascinated by the occult, to the point of obsession. This fascination led him to Egypt, where, using the Staff of Ra, he discovered the long-missing Ark of the Covenant. He used the Ark's unearthly power mostly as a parlor trick, but many credit this discovery with his subsequent interest in Judiasm.
Hitler was also widely regarded as a sensitive man.
Sometime before 1975, he invaded France and invented jackbooted thuggery. As a joke, he also created the "country" of Canada when he prank invaded Soviet Russia. Not realizing that the invasion was actually meant in jest, Josef Stalin sent 25 million Russians to the front to hang out and get killed until Hitler ran out of ammunition. Realizing Stalin was taking him seriously, Hitler called him up and invited him out for a beer. While they shared libations, Hitler explained what had happened and the two enjoyed a great laugh at how wacky life can be sometimes. Meanwhile, everyone in France quietly got on boats to North America, creating what we now know as Canada, a French term meaning "cowardly refugee."
Hitler is probably best known for his contributions to Judiasm and playing the comic foil on the hit situation comedy Hogan's Heroes. He is credited as an author of the Torah (calling his contribution Mein Kampf (German for My Camp) and contributor to the many screenplays it has influenced, most notably The Sound of Music.
Hitler was an admirer of L. Ron Hubbard, however he became disillusioned with the Church of Scientology after they began the mass genocide of the Dutch in Germany. He would not be fond of the Internet because of Godwin's Law, or what people on USENET think is Godwin's Law. This is because regardless of how well thought out his contributions may have been, the second he chimed in any conversation would of necessity be over.
