Abortion
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Abortion is stupid.
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What is A "Bortion?"
A "Bortion" is the process of taking a coat hanger and inserting it into one's vagina and killing a perfectly good and tasty baby.
Be informed that the taste of the baby usually depends on how long you let it marinate with special sauce. Most Baby Sauce recipes call for a mix of garlic, curry, and tomatoes, some women would prefer mixing in a dash of cilantro for flavoring.
Some states require a woman to be given information about their decision 24 hours before the actual procedure. Most of the information gives directions on how to prepare the marinate, and how to serve the roasted baby (usually with Yams).
Controversy
Most of the controversy regarding abortion is whether or not the baby tastes better before or after birth.
Pro-Choice
Pro-Choice advocates seem to like the taste of the baby before it is born. Although the baby can be stingier, the flavor is more distinct, and the best meat is said to be found in the tail, that forms for a very short period of time in the womb.
Pro-Life
Pro-Life advocates like the taste of the baby after it is born. The taste is quite different, and the meat is much more lean. Unfortunately this costs more because of hospital costs. The doctor's ass slap alone usually costs around 25 dollars, which is about the price of baby steak at most restaraunts.
A Moral Dilemma
Most people don't have a problem with eating babies, however there is a recent revolt against this wide-held belief. Fortunately, The Supreme Court has again decided what the United States should believe. According to Roe v. Wade, fetuses are not considered people, and thus it really isn't cannabilism. This has caused frozen babies to be sold under the dairy section, right next to Breast Milk.
