AIM
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
AIM is stupid.
AIM (AOL Instant Messenger) was originally developed as a way to communicate with others via the Internet. AIM was invented sometime before 1975 by Bill Gates, the Founder of Microsoft. Gates developed the software in his teens, rightly figuring anonymity would be the only way a nerd like him would ever get any. During the Internet revolution, AIM became wildly popular with over-sexed computer geeks, ugly fat chicks and predatory pedophiles. Before Myspace came around, AIM was the only game in town where young boys and girls could be groomed for hot under aged sex with greasy forty-year-old men.
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What do the acronyms used on AIM stand for?
AIM users like to type in acronyms to save time:
| Abbreviation | Real Meaning |
| LOL | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| ROFL | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| ROTFL | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| LMAU | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| LAL | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| LOG | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| G2G | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| A2M | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| POS | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| HLUAGH | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| COCKS | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
| DONGS | I'M A GIGANTIC FAGGOT |
Do people who use AIM laugh this much in real life?
How much laughing would you be doing if you were a huge nerd fag with no life and no prospects of ever getting laid?
What about that stupid thing they do with the letter i?
You might notice on AIM is that the slutty female population love to type everything in capital letters... Except the i's. Ex) - BABii. - CANDii. - JOKiiNG. You might notice that the i's also are doubled. That is because AIM users are all fucking morons.
BRB
Away messages are big on AIM. Away messages are like an answering machine when somebody is away from the computer, but using typed words rather than a voice. Girls tend to overdo their away messages and put their plans for the whole year in it.
Example : Hey babez ;; sooo much stuff to do today lolz. gonna eat some breakfast, call jessii, paint muh nailzzzz... call drew.. straighten tha hair.. put on some makeup.. call sarah .. put in my tampon ... masterbate.. pick my nose.. watch some TV ... get picked up by Jennifer .. hit up tha mall baby .. meet up widd our girlz .. back to mah house .. . hangin out ..!
