50 Cent
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
50 Cent is stupid
50 Cent is the nigger Arnold Schwarzenegger. His shiny physique and unmastery of the english language further pushes this conclusion. He sometimes makes music but mostly rapes churches and eats babies. In 1984 he was short 23 times and suffered from severe brain damage because of it. Unfortunately 50 Cent likes to make music more than eat babies so him and his crew of Mutant Gorillas aptly titled G-Unit will continue to bring out new rap music.
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YOU CAN FIND ME IN DA CLUB
Sometime before 1975 50 Cent was here. He wasnt born because his race of evil cyborgs cant be born, only here. His mother was a gay woman who sometimes leave milk but no cereal or cereal but no milk. His father had to fight in the Civil War but didnt tell 50 Cent because he didnt want him to worry. 50 Cent went out on a hunt for his dad. So he sold crack and made gangster rap music.
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Mastery of teh English Language
50 Cent went to typing classes to learn how to speak English. It is evident he was too busy giving handjobs in the bathroom stalls to actually learn any English in his hit song " In Da Club"
My flow, my show brought me the doe That bought me all my fancy things My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change
Everyone knows Arnold Schwarzenegger/cyborgs dont shop at K-Mart. So after failing at English he went back to his true passion, Gay Bodybuilding
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Teh Ghey BodyBuilder
50 Cent started to bodybuild again. But instead of steroids he used heroin. the heroin made him stronger and smarter so he moved out of his million dollar home, let the government have his cars and sold his jewelery for more heroin. He even moved to the street to stay with his wife.
